you done it
you done it
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
Actual trained dancers Rachel Skarsten & Ksenia Solo lol
“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
i bet u 5 dollars it was her first sext
She was snap chatting
THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that I wasn’t there because I’d been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried.
Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes butter on a grocery store cash register
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
i either finish a video game in two days or in three and a half years there is no in between
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